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Friends? Smexy/Reader: Ch12 - Where are youSmexy looks at her confused. “I want to be free... PLEASE DO IT!” She screamed. “I don’t get it” He said more confused. “He’s coming…” she said scared. “Who? What the hell is wrong with you?” He said, and then she started to laugh loudly. “So you came… Are you mad? Yes, I did that to (YN) and I really like her heart, its looks so delicious.” She said evilly. “Leave her or I’ll break your head in pieces.” He said strangling her. “This game won’t stop, I’ll always come back! I’m in many places, in many minds, in many b
Friends? Smexy/Reader: Ch13 - Into the forest“To where?” you asked. “I dunno. He didn’t tell me. But nah… he’ll return!” she said laughing. She was going into the store but you stopped her. “You really know him, I’m sure that you know where he is” You said. “Um… maybe he’s in the forest, you know his brothers are a kinda strange! I like Splendy is so cute!” she said. “… Smexy really have brothers?!” you thought. “Jeanette!!” someone screamed. “I’m sorry, I need to go now. See ya! Haha” she said and went into the store.
So he’s in the forest, what
sin titulobienvenida
-te he extrañado desde hace mucho tiempo-
-igual yo, no sabes cuanto-
Rinnn
Sonó la alarma y desperté.
Señora G- Noah, esta listo el desayuno-
Noah-ya voy mama-
Me cambie de ropa y baje las escaleras y vi a mis hermanos comiendo junto con mis padres y me senté junto a ellos.
Señor G-¿Cómo están?-
Lía-muy bien, pasado mañana será mi primer día de 2 de prepa papa-
Manuel- lo sabemos, lo has repetido todo el verano hermanita-
Frank-si, ya nos cánsate-
Lía-¬¬ cállense-
Señora G-y tu Noah, ¿no estas emoc
LOS BUENOS MODALES
LOS BUENOS MODALES

Bueno esto es un pequeño repaso de como belu aprendió los buenos modales

BELEN: Escuela particular de buenos modales enserio

MAMA: Si belen necesitas aprender buenos modales

BELEN: Rayos

GABY: Ten buena suerte

BELEN: Gracias Gaby

*en la escuela de belen*

MAESTRA: Bienvenida belen

BELEN: Hola

MAESTRA: Bien ahora vamos a la mesa a aprender a comer bien

BELEN: Y ahora que

MAESTRA: Necesitas estar derecha en la mesa

BELEN: Listo

MESTRA: Para la sopa usa la cuchara de la sopa

BELEN: Y cual es

MAESTRA: La de tu derecha

BELEN: Esta

MESTRA: Si

BELEN: Ya

MAESTRA: Pon la servilleta en tus piernas

BE
So I wrote a Fandomstuck skit!Yeah, you read right, this is my first skit I've written and I'd like to know what you think :meow:
With out further ado, here is my Fandomstuck skit :la:
                                      ~*~*~*~*SKIT~*~*~*~*  
(Hetalia, pacing back and forth thinking about Homestuck while Supernatural leaned up on a wall full of ships)
S: You better calm down, you're gonna wearing out the floor to the point you're down in hell
H: I can't! I'm worried about...
S: I know, I don't really care about that prick
H: Of course you don't! You always with your "I'm-too-cool-to-give-a-shit attitude"
S: That sounds about right
H: (sighs) I can't believe it's his last act...
S: Good, no one liked them anyway. Dramatic clusterfuck of everyone dying and coming back to life.
H: (hates to admit that's kind of true) Aren't you a least slightly worried you might not see your enemy again? Who will you have your daily
A chat with Cleverbot.Hi cleverbot.
How are you today?
I'm feeling swell.
Why?
Becuase I am happy.
Lolz! Are you really happy?
Yes.
How do you know?
Because I just do.
But you're not really you don't have ears.
I have ears, you don't have a nose.
Yes Huh, you don't have a nose or eyes!!!
You don't have a face.
Again you don't have a soul.
You don't exist.
Yes I do.
No, you don't.
I make more sense than you.
Sing payphone
YOU SING PAYPHONE!
I'm at a pay-phone tryin' to call home, all of my change I spent on you.
Sing nicki minaj.
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system Top down, AC with the coolin' system When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up Got stacks on deck like he savin' up.
And that is?
Super Bass, by Nicki Minaj.
Any others?
Do you have a best friend?
Yes.
What's her name.
I just said her name is Maria.
No you didn't, my friend's name is Ryan.
My name is Cleverbot.
What's my
The biggest hug [example]THAT's the biggest hug you've ever seen??????? :wow: omg, you haven't known me long have you? :giggle:

*ahem*

*H U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
RP: Kibanzi and MchangaCub antics ^^
~
Kibanzi scampered through camp, chasing after a butterfly. She ran around the tyros' den and the nursery. She tripped over a root sticking out of the ground and nearly ran into the red cub who she had seen in her mother's den about a moon ago. She looked up at him, "Oh, hi there,"
Mchanga jumped as another cub slid towards him, and peered down at the younger cheetah. He missed being the only cub in the Tribe. It had been much quieter. Although as course, he would never say that.
"Ummm ... Hi." He blinked down at her. "Are ... You okay?"
Kibanzi stood up and shook the dust off her, "I'm fine," she said, "You're Mchanga right?" she asked, hoping she had remembered his name. She looked over his shoulder, the butterfly had escaped, I'll get it later, she thought devilishly.  "I'm Kibanzi!" she said smiling broadly.
"That's my name." Mchanga confirmed softly. "And I know, I've heard your mother talking to you. It's a very nice name." He complimented.
The Green Thunder ITATHE GREEN THUNDER!!!!PARTE 0

Mario:ciao Luigi!!!!!!!
Luigi:hey Mario!!!!!
Mario:come stai???
Luigi:felice come una pasqua!!!!!
Mario:?
Luigi:*mostrando una maschera a Mario*è straordinaria questa maschera!!!!!!!!
Mario: cosa ha di straordinario?
Luigi:*mettendola in faccia*uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Mario toglimi una curiosità...che ore sono?
Mario:le 10 di mattina perchè?
Luigi:niente*scappando via*
Toad:*vedendo Mario*hey Mario hai notato Luigi????
Mario:si
Toad:si comporta in modo strano vero?
Mario:si
VERSO SERA...
Luigi:finalmente!!!!!*prendendo la maschera*Marioooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Mario:si?
Luigi:vieni quà subito!!!!
Mario:
A little omegle roleplaying....You: ello
Stranger: 23 f We are the last two people left on the earth everyone dead.. I look at you and ask so its just us left here what house you want to live in looks at you
You: 17 f *smiles* a big one? :)
Stranger has disconnected.
Bronapped part 4 (I think) So here we are, standing in front of Cherry’s huge house. I reach up and ring the doorbell. A few seconds later, a man answers the door. He glares at us.
“May I help you?” He says in a snarky tone. Dally opens his mouth to answer but I cut him off before he can say anything vulger or disrespectful.
“We’re looking for Sherri.” I say. The man studies us closer.
“You’re all here to see my daughter?” He asks. We nod.
“Yes sir.” Says Darry. He looks us over one more time.
“Sherri, there are some, uh, boys here to see you.” She comes to the door a few seconds later.
&ld
In Between Two Lamps with Mr. Prometheus-ZERO (9)(Please copy and paste to see the a special intro for this segment):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RB3oHL3czo

Hello everyone! I'm Mr. Prometheus-ZERO, I'm not sailing on a boat...YET!, and this is another segment of In Between Two Lamps! Tonight we have with us our guests for the evening: A dog!

Dog: "Woof!"

Now I must tell you all right now that due to my inability to understand animalistic tongues I have hired a famous celebrity to dub the words of all animals on the show (REPRESENTED WITH -). So with that I'd like to introduce the person who will dub our little canine friend here: Arnold Schwarzenegger!

"Hello. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegg
The Green Thunder EngTHE GREEN THUNDER!! PART 0

Mario: Luigi hello!!!
Luigi: Hey Mario!!
Mario: how are you??
Luigi: happy as a clam!!
Mario:?
Luigi: * Mario * showing a mask to mask this is amazing!!!
Mario: What's so extraordinary?
Luigi: * putting her in the face * ... Mario uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh take my curiosity ... what time is it?
Mario: 10 in the morning why?
Luigi: nothing * running away *
Toad: * seeing * hey Mario Mario Luigi have you noticed??
Mario: you
Toad: behaves strange is not it?
Mario: you
TOWARDS EVENING ...
Luigi: finally!! * Taking the mask * Marioooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Mario: you?
Luigi: Come here now!!
Mario: ok ... oh no still t
How To Make A Popular Heavy- Metal Song Hey guys! What's up? My name is Blaske Dark, but you can call me Black Darkness of Death! Yay, radical!
So today I'm gonna teach YOU how to make music like my band, The Totally Awesome Band of Darkness and Cool! Aka, Double T ABT!
Yeah, so let's get started!

Step 1: First off, grab your instrument! I prefer the drums, for extra AWESOMENESS! If you don't have drums, then you can use pots and pans, they work to.

Step 2: Now, you need lyrics. Talk about something that's going on in your life, like how hot the sun is! Here's an example-
"WHOOOAHHHHHHH MR. SUN WHY YOU SO HOT AND Y U NO COOOLD!!??"
Don't forget to add really scary screamin
Reprimanded, a Simpsons FanfictionDisclaimer: I do not own "The Simpsons." They are property of 20th Century Fox, Gracie Films and their associates.

Reprimanded

Cast:

Dan Castellenta as Homer Simpson

Matt Groening as Himself

Date: November 10, 1992

Setting: Matt Groening's office in Hollywood, CA

(Matt is sitting in his office looking at the window, when there is a knock at the door)

Matt: Come In.

(The door opens, it is Homer Simpson who walks over and sits down in front of his desk)

Homer: You wanted to see me, Mr. Groening?

Matt: Yes.

(Matt swings his chair around and looks sternly at Homer)

Matt: I don't know how long this has been going on, but it stops righ
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(Mostly Homestuck) Pun War

:iconswervestar:

SwerveStar says
A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.
Ultimadragon88 says
...what do you call beyonce when she's on fire?
Flambé-yonce
SwerveStar says
Niiiice.
I can't take Beyonce seriously because of Game Grumps.
I mean, I never could to begin with, but...
They made a joke about a "Bayonce".
It's like a seyance where the ghost of Beyonce appears and starts singing bad covers of her own songs.
Ultimadragon88 says
Sayonce
...Shakir-o-neel
Two crows. Attempted murder.
SwerveStar says
Heh.
Ultimadragon88 says
Jin is an alchoholic. gin.
Kankri is into bondage. Kinkri.
SwerveStar says
http://swerve-starbreak.tumblr.com/post/37350922374
THERE
Ultimadragon88 says
Meenah bullies Karkat. Me-oh wait.
SwerveStar says
Meenie?
Ultimadragon88 says
Meanah
Sollux flies into the sun. Sol.
SwerveStar says
Sollux and either Eridan or Aradia use spray cans. Erisol/Arasol.
Ultimadragon88 says
Vriska becomes a planeswalker. Vraska
(magic joke)
SwerveStar says
Heh.
Uhm...
Ultimadragon88 says
Vraska is a gorgon planeswalker
SwerveStar says
Nepeta uses a gun. Nepewta.
Ultimadragon88 says
Equius on a boat. Equeesy
SwerveStar says
Feferi makes an animal persona. Fefurry.
Ultimadragon88 says
Nepeta is dead.
SwerveStar says
Nopeta
?
Ultimadragon88 says
Karkat gets a gold watch. Karat
SwerveStar says
Karkat eats too much. Karfat.
Ultimadragon88 says
John gets on a boat. Egboat
SwerveStar says
Dave plays Half-Life 2.
NPC: STRIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEER!
Ultimadragon88 says
Sollux watches 200. THI2 I2 2PARTA
SwerveStar says
It's 300, but it fits for the joke. XD
You mind if I throw this on dA afterwards?
Ultimadragon88 says
Nope ^_^
Eridan watches sports. Erifan
SwerveStar says
Kanaya plays a cool game. Funaya.
Ultimadragon88 says
Kanaya does a kick line. Canaya
SwerveStar says
Terezi runs for office. Terprezi.
Ultimadragon88 says
Bro gets jumped. Doe
SwerveStar says
Bro falls down. Who
...Wait... XD
Ultimadragon88 says
*Woah
Calliope scales a cliff. Callirope
SwerveStar says
Caliborn is unhappy. Caliscorn.
Ultimadragon88 says
Karkat gets fox ears. Karkit
Nepeta fights for animal rights. NePETA
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:iconultimadragon88: and I derping around on MSN some more.
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~SergeantGrif Jan 20, 2013
Nepeta becomes a plant and has Nepetals.
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~SwerveStar Jan 21, 2013
Nice one.

Tavros plants some flowers. Tavrose.
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~SergeantGrif Jan 21, 2013
Nepeta is adopted over the internet. Neopeta
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~SwerveStar Jan 21, 2013
Terezi is all set to go somewhere. Teready.
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